AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF AMERICA
Hello! Max & Ivan1 here.
We’re terribly sorry to bother you, as we know you’ve got a lot on at the mo2, but we just wanted to make it known that we’re sailing3 across the ocean to perform on your fair shores very soon.
Specifically; we’re performing a show of ours called The Reunion4, which sees the two of us play every single attendee of a 10-year school reunion5, and we’d love for you to come along.
When? This very October!
Where? Two locations, in two nearby cities6! Specifically:
October 4th @ 7.30pm // Union Hall, 702 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
October 12th @ 8.30pm // UCB Sunset, 5419 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90027
Why? In the spirit of adventure, narrative sketch-comedy, and extraordinary optimism7.
So see you out there! Although, I mean, there’s 323 million of you and only about 200 seats in our venues, so good luck getting a ticket8!